Crawfish

I live in New Orleans and right now it is Craw Fish season. You can find buckets of these boiled mini lobsters at bars and food retailers everywhere. They're pretty neat. They have these big clamps and you tear off their heads and eat out their ass. Really! I would say 4/5ths of the creature is thrown away. Not the ass though. Everyone likes to tear the ass apart and pull out its meaty ass beef. Its tasty. Some people stick their fingers in the head cavity and suck the crap sticking to their fingers right off. The sticky yellow crap that they smoosh out of its head isn't brains though. Crawfish don't have big enough brains. Smart ones only have 57-59 neurons. The great cosmic crawfish (which is the giant emergent consciousness resulting from the total network between all crawfish neurons) is barely smarter than a cat. I'm not even sure if this "cosmic crawfish" even exists. If it did I would boil it and eat its ass out.