Facts about cats

So I am still baby-sitting this cat. So this time I enter my friends house to give food and "luv" to the kitty and I see this big shit just cooling off in the middle of the floor. Its not big by my standards but given the size of the cat I was still pretty impressed. I thought it would be funny to place the shit in an odd place of his house. Like in a dresser drawer or something. Instead I just sort of kicked it till it was hidden under his bed. If he is anything like me, he doesn't look around there often. I figure the poop will just get dusty until one day he finally cleans up or moves. From now on when he speaks or comments on philosophy I can just say, "Yeah, whatever. You sleep with shit under your bed."