The Professor Busts a Nut of Rage
Howdy readers,
My lack of posting is due to my lack of internet: I like to write when I am at home not when I am in the office. Today I write from the coffee house of dudes. Every time I am here some jerk ass coffee rock star pisses me off. Either it is something I over hear (for example one dude made me wait at the counter for 5 minutes so he tell another dude about the badass guitar he is going to buy) or it is straight up the result of the pissy attitude these coffee dealers give me. I cannot handle having some hippy dude treat me like his bitch because he wears saggy pants and read or heard of Howard Zinn once. My god, it burns me up!
Today I solved this problem. Instead of being polite and getting mocked, I begin my order with a call out to the "Coffee Boy"
"Hey Coffee Boy? I want a double expresso"
I said it nice and friendly, and the guy didn't get upset. He also didn't get uppity.
Sweet Victory. and he cant spit in my drink because I watch him prepare it.
My lack of posting is due to my lack of internet: I like to write when I am at home not when I am in the office. Today I write from the coffee house of dudes. Every time I am here some jerk ass coffee rock star pisses me off. Either it is something I over hear (for example one dude made me wait at the counter for 5 minutes so he tell another dude about the badass guitar he is going to buy) or it is straight up the result of the pissy attitude these coffee dealers give me. I cannot handle having some hippy dude treat me like his bitch because he wears saggy pants and read or heard of Howard Zinn once. My god, it burns me up!
Today I solved this problem. Instead of being polite and getting mocked, I begin my order with a call out to the "Coffee Boy"
"Hey Coffee Boy? I want a double expresso"
I said it nice and friendly, and the guy didn't get upset. He also didn't get uppity.
Sweet Victory. and he cant spit in my drink because I watch him prepare it.
posted by Old Stallion at 12:22 PM
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