Howdy Gang!

I'm typing away like a little ferret. I am writing great things. While I write the Detroit Pistons play a basketball game. I like to look online to see how the Detroit Pistons are doing. I discover this gem:

"Wallace picked up his 14th technical foul in the third quarter, and will get an automatic one-game suspension after two more. Wallace asked Pistons coach Flip Saunders to take him out later in the period because of his anger with the officials. He was replaced by Antonio McDyess, who was quickly ejected after arguing a call."

This is delightful. Detroit has more technical fouls than any other team this year. Sheed, and Rip Hamilton lead the league respectively in getting called for technicals. Mcdyess, who got kicked out of tonight's game, was kicked out of a game a couple weeks ago for shoving down a fat white guy and talking shit to Keven Garnett. He is the calm and collect guy on the team.
Rip still wears a face mask.

Detroit isn't as good as they were a few years ago, but they make up for their decline in talent by increasing their jack-assery.
Let that be a lesson for us all.