my trip abroad!

Hi everyone in America!
Look at me! I am abroad! See my new cultured persona! Hear my use of new and interesting words! Taste my delicious new foods! Smell my exotic spices! I am abroad! I am interesting! I have a new perspective! I know things! I have expanded! I am growing too big! GAAAh! My pants have burst! Blood is gushing from my ears! I am too far abroad! I expand too much! NOOOO!