Super-FUN!
According to many philosophers “Girls just want to have to fun”. I, the manly beast that I am, not so much. I mean, hell, if someone is handing out fun, I’ll take a free sample. Otherwise, I’d prefer contemplation. Pretentious? You bet. Am I sorry for it? Hell no. What the fuck people. Is fun so fucking great? WEEE? I’m sick of “WEEE”! I want to confront truth and art like an angry possum: spraying musk and saliva everywhere. So next time you want to have fun ask yourself: "Is this what Jesus would do"? Is it?
posted by Old Stallion at 7:17 PM
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According to three philosophers, "you gotta fight for your right to party." But partying is fun, therefore girls party. But girls don't fight. They're too weak and ladylike to engage in fisticuffs. So who is fighting for these girls' rights to have fun? That's right, jerk. Guys. Conclusion: Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
To mirth: I checked out said website. I haven't seen so much buttnuttery since Isiah Thomas was left of the NBA dream team. I mean, what the fuck? The guy averaged like 20 fucking assists a game along with 30 points. Thats not dream caliber? Denying Isiah a place on the dream team is as bad as not placing "On the Road" in the most dangerous books columns. How many shitty books has this shitty book spawned?
My favorite line from the Humaneventsonline site? With regard to Nietzsche they right "Nazi's loved Nietzsche". Way to knock em down with logic assholes.
In regard to claim of Josh, that bitches ain't shit: You are right in your conclusion, but your argument needs some further clarification. The philosophers you speak of, rap only of "RIGHT to party"... not the exercise of the right thereof. In fact, if I recall correctly the process of rights protection can even result in the loss of one's best porno mags. Hence while we men must fight for ours and and as a result the bitches "Right" to party, we may even lose out on some "fun" in process. Hence the "bitches", being too weak to engage in fisticuffs, not only enjoy the fruits of our battle, but further, they even deny us, the very enjoyment that out rights are thought to protect. Bitches ain't shit indeed.
I like how they consider Democracy and Education dangerous because it "rejects moral absolutes" and "encourages the teaching of thinking skills." Wait, I don't like this. I hate it. Or do I love it? No. I don't. There's nothing safer than a moral absolute. Okay, maybe a root cellar is safer, especially during a tornado, but a moral absolute is in no way dangerous to the world. And why isn't Dean R. Koontz on this list? He's at least an Orange Alert threat to literacy.
My favorite part is when they blame FDR's depression-era social programs for our current budget deficit. That's like blaming W.C. Fields for my current binge drinking problem.
"I want to confront truth and art like an angry possum: spraying musk and saliva everywhere."
now we're getting somewhere. somewhere beautiful. musk away my stinky brother, musk away. is the anal gland going to get a shout out? IT IS NOW!
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