Hippie logic
I saw this on a t-shirt at the coffee shop:
If war is a crime then warriors are?
I think the conclusion the shirt wants us to make is: criminals. That is, if war is a crime, then warriors are criminals.
QED right?
I am not satisfied that the antecedent "war is a crime" necessitates the conclusion "warriors are criminals".
If menstruation sucks, then menstruating women?
If homosexual acts are illegal, then homosexuals are?
If the environment is polluted, then environmentalist are?
If anger is a gift, then people who make you angry are?
Eat a dick hippy. Eat a self-righteous dick.
If war is a crime then warriors are?
I think the conclusion the shirt wants us to make is: criminals. That is, if war is a crime, then warriors are criminals.
QED right?
I am not satisfied that the antecedent "war is a crime" necessitates the conclusion "warriors are criminals".
If menstruation sucks, then menstruating women?
If homosexual acts are illegal, then homosexuals are?
If the environment is polluted, then environmentalist are?
If anger is a gift, then people who make you angry are?
Eat a dick hippy. Eat a self-righteous dick.
posted by Old Stallion at 3:44 PM
4 Comments:
I was performing a google search for "self-righteous dick" and happened upon your site. I think you're logic is clearly flawed as menstruating women clearly do suck,and environmentalists are filthy, ergo (pronounced: QED, you goddam axe wound) warriors are criminals.
Sincerely,
jos_mrtz
So is the Ultimate Warrior also the ultimate criminal? The thing about that is, the guy always seemed like an illiterate retard. I find him highly incapable of pulling off either a Lufthanza-like heist or a Manson family-style mind control mass murder. I bet he didn't even apply his own makeup or tie the various multi-colored ribbons to his biceps. Whether or not the Road Warriors, Animal and Hawk, are responsible for road crimes is also highly dubious. From what I've been able to glean, they were very considerate drivers. QED, the politically outraged/dreadlocked are usually talking out of their unwashed buttholes.
In addition, Edwin Starr's soul classic, "War, What is it good for?" would need to be revised as "Warriors? What are they good for?" It's painfully obvious that warriors are trained to be good at waging war, even if the benefits of war are open to debate. I feel this hippie is demeaning one of Motown's hottest hits. Clearly, hippies hate African-Americans.
I was also thinking, if surgery is unpleasant, than surgeons must be assholes
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