Friday, November 18, 2005
About Me
- Name: Old Stallion
- Location: RobotTown: Population, You, United States
Once called "Professor Romance", "the Six Day Kid", I strive to engage with the external world with as much sincerity as possible. I quake with interests, opinions, and words, delighting in sentiments, passions and moods.
6 Comments:
i didn't realize how closely my skeleton throne of death resembled his until i saw this picture. weird!
I always hated He-Man when I was a kid, but I thought Skeletor was the best. I liked Gargamel better than the irritating Smurfs too.
You know, Cobra Commander looked pretty bad-ass, and he too had a voice like France's vagina.
I like the high pitched bitch voice in my villains. Its great when the guy trying to take over the world gets exasperated by his assistants, and instead of doing something powerful about it, just sits there and complains.
And the greatest cartoon bad ass of them all; Starscream, also had a she-cat voice.
I can't believe you guys are sitting around talking about Skeletor's voice when 12,000 acres of rainforest are disappearing every second! My flaccid penis has disappeared due to injustice!
Speaking of your flacid penis, my sister passed the local red lobster today and there were a bunch of malcontents holding up signs that said, "CLUB SANDWHICHES, NOT SEALS."
Even in the unlikely event that Red Lobster serves seal, this seems like a pretty stupid sign. Shrapnel of the Insectacons sounded like a cricket whittling on a retard's clitoris.
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