Planters Mixed Nutz

I bought some Planter Mixed Nuts last night, along with some V-8 and Combos. Today while eating these nuts I read this little note on the Planters canister:

"At Planters we are passionate about providing you quality Mixed Nuts. Enjoy our consistently fresh taste, nut after nut after nut!"

I was shocked to discover that the Planters mission statement is the very same as the one that I use as my pick up line! I always tell the ladies, "Schneider is passionate about providing you quality Mixed Nuts. Enjoy my consistently fresh taste, nut after nut after nut."