I am a bandito!

I am tough. Shit. People are all like, "Damn, I got to get out the way of that dude." I usually let them get out of my way. Sometimes, however, I grab them and say, "hey. you aren't moving fast enough." Then I laugh. I often step on bugs. People are bugs. I tried to step on this one dude, but he didn't squish under my weight. He was just like, "fuck, man. What the hell is wrong with you? Get off my foot." I got off of his foot and stepped on a flower. I smashed the shit out of that flower.