Three Jokes

Joke #1:
A ghost walks into a party. The host says, “hey ghost, want some beer?” The ghost says, “No, I don’t want a beer and you kids shouldn’t be drinking”
The host says, “Fuck you… ghost dad”.


Joke #2:
Two fish are swimming in a lake. The bigger fish, starts telling the little fish a long boring story. The little fish says to the bigger fish, “Hey! I have bigger fish to fry”
The bigger fish takes this threat personally and kills the little fish.

Joke #3
A woman walks into a bar carrying a pig. The bartender tells her, “You can’t come in here with that duck!” The woman says to the bartender, “Its not a duck you moron, it’s a pig.” The bartender says, “I was talking to the duck!”