Jump back...Airwolf Attack

Howdy friends,
Today I am going to call attention to what I think is the worst song of all time. Now I know many of you consider it beneath one such as me to ridicule a top forty pop song. And you are right. Most of us realized that the majority of pop rock was shit way back in our teens and I, like you, have peacefully accepted this fact and moved on. Further one may ask, "Airwolf, I thought your passion was restricted to the ladies, and was not concerned with cultural defiencies? Since when do you care about piss poor tunes?" Two very good points my hypothetical questioner. However, as my personal music device has broken, I have been forced to listen to top forty radio while I throw weights at the gym. And today I was astounded. I mean it. I sat there and said, "Wow, I can't believe how much this sucks". Please, do not underestimate how bad this song is. I have sat patiently through "Ashly Simpson" singing a chorus that says "You make me want to la la on floor" while she, in the same chorus, proceeds to identify other locations where she wants to "la la". I saw no reason to write a post on that. I can handle a crappy song. This...this is something else...
The song is called "Welcome to my life"
It is sung by Simple Plan. It is the worst song I have ever heard. You all must hear this song. Download it. Listen to it. Let it soak into your soul. Imagine some "poet" writing it. Then singing it. Think about what you are hearing.

I can understand how the song gets picked up and how people will make money off of it. I know it taps into the angst of 14 year old girls and/or men who think like 14 year old girls. Maybe the song helps people feel less alone in their uniqueness. But holy living fuck does this song suck.