The last basketball post?

Okay here is the deal. The NBA playoffs are about to end. In the traditional best of seven contest to see who is the greatest basketball team in the world (America is the world) we are going to witness a rare game seven. That is, both teams are so evenly matched they each have won three of six. After 24 playoff games it all comes down to this. Detroit has done the impossible, winning a difficult game six in San Antonio (a place they haven't won in the previous 10 years). They need to do it again. The game is on thursday and it is for all the bananas. It is in San Antonio. It is on ABC at 8:00 central. Will this year's champs be a bunch of sissy assholes, or will it be the team that brought America the worst rumble in sports history (the Indiana/Detroit riot in November)? Get the beer ready and watch the final basketball game of the year, for after the game I will join all of you, my friends in the disavowal of sport interest, and get back to the hobby that made me famous--jacking off.