Its raining, its pouring, the old man? He is snoring

As you well know I live in New Orleans. The past two days it has rained like a mother. A rainy mother. Seriously. Where does all this water come from? The sky? There is so much rain moses would be wet. Hell, if it rained anymore, Frank would be wet. Frank is a guy I know that is usually dry but on account of all this rain who can say? Maybe he is wet? Awesome! Look at all this rain! Pat Pat Pat Pit Pat Pit Pat. And thunder. KA KOW! BLAMM! It is not blue thunder because the sky is grey. That reminds me. If water is blue, and the sky is blue, how come when it rains the sky is grey? And full of lightening? Its a mystery! Man, if my parents call and ask, "how is the weather?" I can say, "Mysterious and Awesome! KA KOW!"