Friday, April 28, 2006

I'm drinking wheat grass! and Super Food!

I've been a big fan of freshly squeezed carrot juice for some time now. Carrot juice has become a gateway juice to stronger, more potent drinks. I've been buying ODWALLA's superfood. It is green and tasty, but too goddamn expensive. I can't afford this habit. The solution? Online I bought some wheat grass and superfood powder. You put a tablespoon of the shit in water, and the water turns into dark green slime. I love this shit. Each glass has the anti-oxident power of seven servings of vegetables! Each glass tastes like concentrated lawn mower clippings. So fresh, so alive!

Yeah, its probably silly and a waste of money. But I will continue to drink Swampthing's piss. Otherwise I just don't eat enough vegetables. I like them and all, but fuck if I'm gonna cook up some broccoli. I don't got time for that shit. I'll gladly drink the broccoli if some machine will liquify it for me, but I am not gonna stand around chewing on some plant.

Amazing Grass Green Super Food all natural ingredients:


It’s the quality not the quantity- Balanced with 25 quality ingredients your body needs…none of the inexpensive fillers and auxiliary ingredients you don’t.

1. Organic Wheat Grass Powder – One of the most potent green vegetables available. Wheat grass is and excellent source of natural vitamins, minerals, amino acids, and enzymes. When grown properly, wheat grass is known to be highly alkalizing and will help detoxify the body.

2. Organic Barley Grass Powder - Green barley leaves contain a multitude of the body's spark plugs, enzymes. Enzymes are the catalysts for the body's essential chemical reactions and are responsible for our digestive processes, for providing cellular energy, and for antioxidant effects. Considered one of the world's experts on green barely, Dr. Hagiwara, believes that there may be thousands of active enzymes in green barley, especially superoxide dismutase (SOD), a major detoxifying enzyme that helps maintain healthy joints.

3. Organic Oat Grass Powder – Part of the cereal grass family, oat grass is an excellent sources of beta-carotene, vitamin K, folic acid, calcium, iron, protein, and fiber, as well as good sources of vitamin C and many of the B vitamins.

4. Organic Alfalfa Powder – Roots grow very deep to absorb many minerals and nutrients from the soil. Contains eight essential amino acids, is a rich source of vitamin B12, natural fluoride and chlorophyll.. Recent French studies have found that alfalfa can reduce tissue damage caused by radiation exposure. In addition, it has also shown to maintain healthy cells. Because it neutralizes acidity, it promotes healthy bladders and urinary tracts.

5. Spirulina Fine Powder - Spirulina, like all edible dark green plants, is also highly alkalizing, meaning that it helps restore the acid-base balance. In other words, Spirulina helps neutralize the acidity caused by eating excess meats, starches, sugars, soft drinks and preserved foods, excess stress, excess exercise, environmental pollutants, drugs, alcohol, coffee and tobacco

6. Cracked Cell-Wall Chlorella - Chlorella is the number one selling health food supplement sold in Japan. Chlorella, a unique single-celled fresh water green algae, contains high concentrations of chlorophyll, nucleic acids, amino acids, enzymes, antioxidant carotenes, and vitamins and minerals, especially zinc.

7. Carrot Powder – Excellent source of vitamin A from Beta Carotene. Carrots are believed to be very beneficial for ocular (eye) health.

8. Flax Seed Powder - Flax seeds contain a high percentage of alpha linolenic acid (ALA), which promotes weight loss. This flax is also very high in lignans, which have anti-viral, anti-bacterial, and anti-tumor properties plus, antioxidants. Omega-3 oils exist in fish and flaxseed products. Flax seed contains high levels of the desirable Omega-3 oils that are also found in fish.

9. Soy Lecithin - Emulsifying substance found in the cells of all living organisms. Soy lecithin is widely promoted and sold as a supplement to support healthy arteries and may improve memory.

10. Raspberry Powder – Great source of beneficial photochemicals and antioxidants, which are compounds or groups of compounds that neutralize unstable molecules in humans.

11. Apple Pectin Fiber - Helps modulate blood glucose by slowing its absorption into the bloodstream. It also chelates toxins, such as heavy metals, in the intestinal tract. In addition, soluble fiber helps maintain normal cholesterol levels by binding the bile salts that cause the body to break down cholesterol to manufacture even more bile salts.

12. Spinach Powder – Good source of folate (folic acid) and loaded with antioxidants that combat free radical damage to the body’s cells.

13. Siberian Ginseng Root – Offers therapeutic benefits and increased energy. Ginseng can play an important role in maintaining sound physical as well as mental health.

14. Broccoli Powder – Good source of iron and folic acid. Broccoli is one of the richest sources of anti-oxidants and contains sulforaphane, which is believed to help maintain optimal health.

15. Pro-Biotic blend - Balanced spectrum of beneficial bacteria found in human intestinal tracts. Regular intake of beneficial probiotics can aid in maintaining healthy intestinal flora.

16. Rose Hips - Natural source of Vitamin C. Promotes good health with bioflavonoids and strong antioxidant and immunity support.

17. Brown Rice Bran – Whole grain insoluble fiber—the type of fiber some scientists believe may help protect against a variety of cancers.

18. Bee Pollen - Known to increase energy and stamina. Also rich in B vitamins and antioxidants, including lycopene, selenium, beta-carotene, vitamin C, vitamin E, and several flavanoids.

19. Pineapple Powder – Good source of digestive enzymes, vitamin C and natural source for flavoring.

20. Royal Jelly - If it's good enough for the Queen Bee, it must be great for you! It has been shown to maintain healthy cholesterol levels and is renowned for its antibacterial properties. It is taken widely maintain a healthy digestive system and support a healthy cardiovascular system.

21. Peppermint Powder – Acts as a muscle relaxant, particularly in the digestive tract and has many therapeutic benefits.

22. Green Tea - Since ancient times, green teas have been used to boost immune function. Supports liver health and contains catechins which show a wide range of protective effects, including cardioprotective, chemoprotective, and anitmicrobial properties.

23. Acerola Cherry Extract 4:1 - Nature’s richest source of vitamin C. Vitamin C is a premier antioxidant and important for overall health of the immune system.

24. Beet Juice Powder – High source carotenoids such as lycopene and lutein that supports optimum health. Contains betaine, which stimulates the function of liver cells and protects the liver and bile ducts.

25. Stevia – Natural herb used for sweetener and has some therapeutic benefits.

3 Comments:

Blogger casual ninja said...

this sounds like grassy manna from heaven.

9:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, so refeshing that you are sending positive info the all external creatures!

3:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where have you been getting these online? I can't stand vegetables either, and I've been looking for an alternative.

Have you felt any healthier since starting his?

6:19 PM  

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