Freedom Tacos
Carrot Juice is the best juice ever. I think carrot juice may be the best food ever. Why not carrot liquor? I would drink it. I would drink as much of it as I could if it tasted like carrot juice.
That’s not all my friends.. Here is an entertaining phone call that was inspired by an argument I had with my French roommate. It starts like this. I, being an impressive source of wisdom, told Frenchie that America had two-dollar bills just like the Europeans have a two-Euro coin but after a few years America realized that a double unit bill was stupid. She did not believe me. Being even more impressive I proved her ignorant ass wrong and pulled a two-dollar bill right out of my wallet. I shoved it in her face and said, “See, you idiot. I told you there were two-dollar bills. Fuck, you’re stupid. You’re a stupid idiot.” Even after this display of showmanship she doubted that my two-dollar bill would be accepted anywhere except for a bank. I was shocked. “What the fuck are you talking about? I could spend this son of bitch anywhere. I could even use this bill to buy tacos at Taco Bell.” Then I grimaced. She still did not believe. The only thing to do at this point (aside from giving her a French Press) was to call Taco Bell and ask them if I could buy tacos with a two-dollar bill. The conversation went like this:
Taco Bell: Taco Bell, how can I help you?
Me: I really need some tacos but I only have a two-dollar bill. Can I buy tacos from you with my two-dollar bill?
Taco Bell: Uh, it’s a two-dollar bill?
Me: Yeah. It’s the double-decker taco of money.
Taco Bell: Hold on
Pause
Taco Bell: My manager says its fine.
Me: Great. This bill is kinda rare though. You think I could get some extra tacos for it?
Taco Bell: Hold on…No.
Me: Oh… Could I get double-decker tacos?
Taco Bell: Two dollars can get you a double-decker taco.
Me: I’m gonna use my two dollar bill to get two tacos!
Taco Bell: (…..)
Me: WOOO!
I think this is a great phone call to make. It is probably even greater outside of New Orleans. To be honest, in this city I can’t really understand what the hell the taco bell employee is saying. It sounds like crazy talk.
That’s not all my friends.. Here is an entertaining phone call that was inspired by an argument I had with my French roommate. It starts like this. I, being an impressive source of wisdom, told Frenchie that America had two-dollar bills just like the Europeans have a two-Euro coin but after a few years America realized that a double unit bill was stupid. She did not believe me. Being even more impressive I proved her ignorant ass wrong and pulled a two-dollar bill right out of my wallet. I shoved it in her face and said, “See, you idiot. I told you there were two-dollar bills. Fuck, you’re stupid. You’re a stupid idiot.” Even after this display of showmanship she doubted that my two-dollar bill would be accepted anywhere except for a bank. I was shocked. “What the fuck are you talking about? I could spend this son of bitch anywhere. I could even use this bill to buy tacos at Taco Bell.” Then I grimaced. She still did not believe. The only thing to do at this point (aside from giving her a French Press) was to call Taco Bell and ask them if I could buy tacos with a two-dollar bill. The conversation went like this:
Taco Bell: Taco Bell, how can I help you?
Me: I really need some tacos but I only have a two-dollar bill. Can I buy tacos from you with my two-dollar bill?
Taco Bell: Uh, it’s a two-dollar bill?
Me: Yeah. It’s the double-decker taco of money.
Taco Bell: Hold on
Pause
Taco Bell: My manager says its fine.
Me: Great. This bill is kinda rare though. You think I could get some extra tacos for it?
Taco Bell: Hold on…No.
Me: Oh… Could I get double-decker tacos?
Taco Bell: Two dollars can get you a double-decker taco.
Me: I’m gonna use my two dollar bill to get two tacos!
Taco Bell: (…..)
Me: WOOO!
I think this is a great phone call to make. It is probably even greater outside of New Orleans. To be honest, in this city I can’t really understand what the hell the taco bell employee is saying. It sounds like crazy talk.
posted by Old Stallion at 11:21 PM
2 Comments:
I would like a double-decker taco and a taco.
carrot liquor is a pipedream. If the Russians haven't invented it, it's not meant to be. they drink potatoes for god's sake!
"Only in dreams are carrots as big as bears."
what does it mean if i have been dreaming of bears as big as carrots? they are adorable and ferocious. ferociously adorable. they keep maiming small parts of me. it is TOO CUTE!
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