The wolves at the door.

Oh man, O- man-o-shevitz!
For all of you who could not care less about basketball, I recommend you watch Monday night’s game 7 between the Pistons and the Heat.

“But Dan, basketball is retarded and possibly gay. Why should I watch a bunch of muscular ebony gods throw balls into holes?”

This is a great question. A great great question. And honestly I have no answer. Just be secure in your manhood (or chickhood as I know the ladies love this site), grab a six of beers, and sit down and watch. This game is going to be great. The most badass team ever assembled (since Detroit 89-91) against perhaps the two greatest players in the league (Shaq, and Wade). The series is tied 3 games apiece. The loser of this game will be eliminated, while the winner moves on to the championship. Rasheed Wallace has already been fined 20,000 dollars for comments made during the series. Wade may play with broken ribs, and Ben Wallace will probably have his ‘fro out. So my friends, gather all of your jock essence, order a pizza, get drunk, and tune into the game. You will not be disappointed. Unless, of course, Detroit loses. Should this happen, wail unto the godless sky and embrace the void that is your life.