Bible beating
The city of Babel will rise again, and the tower will be completed. For all that stopped its construction was the dispersal of peoples, and the confusion of tongues. Dispersion has been solved with the airplane and the automobile, and the prevalence of translators let us speak in all tongues. Has the new construction already begun? Has the city been re-founded? Or has the original motivation been replaced by a better, more compelling goal?
posted by Old Stallion at 11:28 PM
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If the problems have been solved, what happens when they reach heaven? Doomsday or party time?
Babel is yesterday's news. The better, more compelling goal is to create the perfect fruit juice. What blend of fruits, vitamins, and sugars will make your tongue burst with flavorsplosions? Should a mere splash of carrot juice suffice, or will it be a major component? When the recipe is complete, what will we call this pudding-soothing elixir? Dr. Fruit's Blasto-Juice? Fruit Slap? Dad's Ultra-Creamy Carrot Funk? The Commonwealth of Independent States? So much work to be done, so little time.
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