Tales of Passion: Munchos

Tales of Passion

"Sex/Nudity: We see the wolf reading "Pork Illustrated" (a play on the wolf and the three little pigs) and hear a comment about him being "gender-confused". We see Shrek and Fiona rolling around kissing on the beach (and kissing several times later on too). Donkey refers to Shrek as a "love machine". We see Shrek in his boxers a few times. We see the Fairy Godmother mixing "passion", "desire", and "lust" into a potion (we see a large bottle labled "lust"). "

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Munchos

I am still trying to find ways to eat well here in New Orleans. Today, while looking for more chef boyardee over-stuffed ravioli, I happened upon bags of Munchos. Back in the days of hebrew school Munchos were the shit. Nothing could beat the taste of fried dehydrated potato and so with fond nostalgia I bought two bags. Now, after eating one, I believe many things beat this taste. Many things indeed.

What the hell happened? Is my youth completely spent? Am I to find no joy in video games, candy and salty chips, ever again?

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Josh Krauter said...: Have you tried combining Munchos and Gorilla Munch in a large bowl and sprinkling it conservatively with cheap booze? This New Orleans trail mix concoction could be a pathway to flavor.; 4:46 PM

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Once called "Professor Romance", "the Six Day Kid", I strive to engage with the external world with as much sincerity as possible. I quake with interests, opinions, and words, delighting in sentiments, passions and moods.

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Thursday, November 10, 2005

Munchos

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