Thursday, December 15, 2005

The wandering Jew is going to wander




Huskers!

I may not be posting for a couple of weeks as I visit Spinozaville: population Spinoza. Peace to the streets my brothers and sisters. Enjoy Kwanzaa or whatever else you want to celebrate this winter.
May blessings strike you all.

For now, rest satisfied that your Nebraska Huskers are earning their scholarships as they triple option their way towards bagdad.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Rasheed Wallace update 12-13

Detroit lost last night. It was a tragedy. However, the team does have the best record in the NBA. We do not have to mourn. During this game they became very frustrated. Technical fouls, trash talking, the works. Here is an excerpt from the Detroit freepress game recap:

"The Jazz had an 11-2 run in the second quarter that brought it within two of the Pistons. Billups and Hamilton both picked up technical fouls during that stretch. Billups got his for something he said while the Jazz attempted to inbound the ball. And Hamilton's came a few possessions later, when the officials signaled another after calling Hamilton for his second foul.
One clever Jazz fan yelled, "Hey, Rasheed, looks like you're the peace keeper!"
Rasheed Wallace then hit three triples, and Billups scored six points from the foul line to close the half on a 17-6 Pistons run."

Rasheed hits three three point shots because a fan taunted him.

There are no other basketball players in the league that require a remark about what the fans are doing in order to explain their performance on the court. Rasheed Wallace is that unique. He plays normal ball until something interests him--he may decide to ridicule an opponent, a referee may piss him off, or a fan says something stupid. When he is disinterested he is no more entertaining than any other player. When he gets pumped up though...he is completely amazing. I like Rasheed.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Middle Eastern Guys Laff it up

Today while working, I was joking around with one of the arab cooks. He kept saying funny things to the female waitress and then would mug it up for me whenever she turned around. One of his greatest jokes consisted of this:

Ali: Hey Chelsea, you are a vegetarian right?

Chelsea: NO! Ali, Why do keep thinking I am a vegetarian?

Ali: Because you look like a zucchini!
After saying this...he would wait, and then look at me and nod with expectation.

Prof. Passion: (tears fall from eyes as I laugh) HA HA HA

Chelsea: What the hell does that even mean?

Ali: He gets it (points at me). He gets it. (to no one in particular Ali says "Baby" and goes back to work)



More comedy? Also tonight:

Ali: Hey Chelsea, You have a grey hair.

Chelsea: I know, I get grey hair because of stress...Where is it Ali? Show me so I can pull it out.

Ali: Its right there (gestures vaguely)

Chelsea: Where?

Ali: UP YOUR BUTT!

Prof. Passion: (almost spits he laughs so hard) HA HA HA

Last night as two guys left the restaurant they told Ali, Rashad, and I that the food was excellent. I say, "Thanks guys". Ali says, "Yeah? (raising his eyebrows curiously)....Bitch."
I again laugh uncontrollably.

What is the lesson from all of these tales? People with heavy accents and limited skills with a language always make me laugh. I remember my friend Sammy would crack me up simply by slightly screwing up normal english slang. Where as we might say to a lying whore claiming to be a librarian, "Librarian my ass", he would say, "In my ass you are a librarian". I would laugh so hard at this he would think himself clever. And in fact, he was.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

New York Times article about New Orleans

This article is very depressing and sad. I really do love New Orleans, and while the neighborhood around me seems to be returning to normal, the larger city is still very much fucked. An 85 billion dollar tax cut, but they can't pay for a levee system. I really, really miss Clinton.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Shark vs Octopus


Click on the title for more proof that octopi are worthy of our adoration.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Rude dogs

One of the great benefits of serving tasty middle eastern treats to strangers is having the financial power to purchase the secondary literature surrounding the works of Spinoza. I bought a shit ton of these books from amazon. One of them is a study of The Ethics by Jonathon Bennett. Bennett is one of the most intelligent men alive. Back in my Lincoln days I read his book, "The Act Itself" in which he tears a new asshole into principled ethics. His thinking is so brilliant and thorough, that it leaves me humbled and personally content with being a mere observer to the intellectual greats. I mean this guy is out there kicking so much ass that there isn't too much I think I could bring to the table other than, "Wow. Could you say that again slowly, Jonathon?...Shit." So anyway, I am reading his criticism of The Ethics and I could not be happier. He is doing everything I wanted to see done. He attacks Spinoza where he is confusing, tries to figure out how exactly Spinoza goes wrong, and actually confronts the work with all its power, instead of running behind some "modern advancements" to hide from it. Also, Bennett isn't some European flake-he is as analytical and precise as can be.

Bennett describes Spinoza mind as slow, deep, and tenacious. He, often in the midst of scathing criticism, remarks something to the effect that Spinoza's intellectual courage is "terrifyingly awesome". Bennett, unlike nearly every other contemporary philosopher, recognizes that Spinoza's metaphysics of extension IS the metaphysics of modern quantum physics, and not some pre-newtonian confusion. The book is bad ass. I would recommend Delueze's Spinoza's Practical Philosophy, or Stuart Hampshire's Spinoza for those who want to know what the S-dog is all about (along with The Ethics) but Bennett's book is the shit for those already in love with the cursed 16th century bad boy.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Hey Everybody!


The Passion is in for the long haul. Shee----------it.
No gripes. No bitching.
No observation of a truth you already know.

We ain’t talking Passive Passion, mother-fuckers. We are talking Active Action.

Lust for living. Lust for giving. Lust for inflicting a ruckus so obscene that bitch-bots flee in panic. No fear, cavalier. The mechanized force of entailment unleashed. Oh great beast of disinterest! Life emerges naked and whole. Tattoos unnecessary. Scars suffice. A slam-dunk with authority.

Gambits? Pump fakes? Piercing?
No, my friends. No.

Uncoddled screams without the cloak of fashion.
Let the other be wary for an instant. Let the other fear.
Evoke? Invoke?
Hell no. Force. Create.
Bust a beef so immense that only a double cheeseburger and a cheeseburger will suffice.
Eat death and consume the weaker.
There is only one law, and it cannot be broken.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Let the Poet Sing:

What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing?

"Can't you tell that your tie's too wide?"

Maybe I should buy some old tab collars?

"Welcome back to the age of jive.

Where have you been hidin' out lately, honey?

You can't dress trashy till you spend a lot of money."

Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound

Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me



What's the matter with the car I'm driving?

"Can't you tell that it's out of style?"

Should I get a set of while wall tires?

"Are you gonna cruise the miracle mile?

Nowadays you can't be too sentimental

Your best bet's a true baby blue Continental."

Hot funk, cool punk, even if it's old junk

It's still rock and roll to me



Oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the papers

'Cause it's always been the same old scene.

There's a new band in town

But you can't get the sound from a story in a magazine...

Aimed at your average teen



How about a pair of pink sidewinders

And a bright orange pair of pants?

"You could really be a Beau Brummel baby

If you just give it half a chance.

Don't waste your money on a new set of speakers,

You get more mileage from a cheap pair of sneakers."

Next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyways

It's still rock and roll to me



What's the matter with the crowd I'm seeing?

"Don't you know that they're out of touch?"

Should I try to be a straight `A' student?

"If you are then you think too much.

Don't you know about the new fashion honey?

All you need are looks and a whole lotta money."

It's the next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyways

It's still rock and roll to me



Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound

Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Rasheed Wallace update:


From Detroit News-
In a 27-10 third-quarter barrage, (Rasheed) Wallace badgered Andres Nocioni of the Bulls to the point of distraction. First, he laughed at Nocioni after he knocked the ball off his foot for a turnover. On the next possession, he took Nocioni into the post, spun, hit a jump shot and was fouled -- three-point play. Two possessions later, he again took Nocioni into the block, spun away from the basket and let the shot go. "Bank," he yelled upon release. Bank it was. He laughed on his way downcourt."

"He was making the opponents look silly, if you ask me," said Antonio McDyess (about Rasheed Wallace), who contributed 10 points and seven rebounds. "When he gets it going like that, it's hard to stop him. You just give him the ball and get out of the way."

"He was yelling "ball don't lie" with every missed free throw by the Bulls (and they missed 11 of 26). He made a jump shot left-handed and drew a foul. He earned a technical foul in the third quarter, and, when Ben Gordon missed the free throw, he shook his head and laughed at referee Mark Wunderlich. Finally, a fan yelled, " 'Sheed, do you ever shut up?" "Just out there having fun," he said. "That's the whole bottom line."

Saturday, December 03, 2005

More on Simple Plan


Simple Plan fascinates me. I hate everything about these guys. They write horrible songs. They dress like 15 year olds. They use hair spray. Every single one of these guys looks like a complete twat.

Yet they have something I don't have: a massive fan base. I don't begrudge the world for this fact, I just want to understand it. I would like more wealth, and I would like to work the way rock stars do: Money for nothing, and the chicks for free.
Maybe the douche bags pictured above know something I don't. Maybe there is a compelling reason 90% of the people I meet act like arrogant pricks. Maybe there is a reason a man would wear hairspray.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

One of the best beers I have ever tasted


This beer (click on the title) is great. All of those in New York, Ohio, and Texas should be able to find it in stores nearby. To everyone else: Kol HaZine (all the dick)

It is stronger than Cammo, and tastes good...really good.

The Professor of Passion versus Cato institute hack

I have been insulting hippy logic a lot lately. Now I think it is time I spread my love towards the logic at Fox News.

The article, “Market-Based Environmentalism is an Oxymoron” by Steven Milloy stands out as a testimony to complete jackassery. It stands out because there is no way this guy believes he is being reasonable in his writing. He has to know he is an intellectually dishonest party hack.

This guy acts pissed become some bank is trying to do environmentally friendly business. I can see getting pissed at this, if the environmental concerns of the bank are false concerns based upon bad science and result in massive destruction and inefficiency. Of course, at this point we have no way of knowing whether this will be the case or not, just like we don’t know if a bank whose only goal is profit will enact policies that do in fact, create profit. One can argue using science what one suspects will happen, but sadly this sort of argument does not exist in Steven’s article. So lets ignore these concerns and ponder why Steven Milloy is convinced it is a bad thing that this bank is going into investments with environmental concerns as part of it’s business model.

Steven says:
[Though the new policy is cloaked in the business-friendly tones of seeking “effective market based-solutions to address climate change, ecosystem degradation and other critical environmental issues,” there’s nothing market-friendly, much less people-friendly about Goldman’s appalling capitulation.
First, markets imply voluntary action. But Goldman was coerced into this action. The Rainforest Action Network started pressuring Goldman into adopting RAN’s anti-development agenda in March 2004, in much the same way as RAN wrung similar policy changes in America’s four largest banks – Citigroup, Bank of America, JP Morgan Chase & Co. and Wells Fargo. RAN announced a “Goldman Sachs Victory” on its web site this week, notching another win in its campaign against alleged “investments of mass destruction.”]


Steven is being an asshole. How is the bank “coerced”? The Rainforest Action Network cannot legislate or enforce law. How then is the bank decision involuntary, or anti-market? I would think the pressure of the Rainforest Action Network consisted of boycott, publishing damaging remarks thus sullying the reputation of the bank among potential customers and so on. There is no way the market system was violated.

What else does this guy say? He writes:
[Although Goldman says it will lobby for reducing greenhouse gas emissions, it may want to take note that the primary “market” for public policy in the U.S. — that is, the Congress — has repeatedly rejected global warming alarmism.]

What the living fuck? A free market guy is suggesting that congressional legislation is the primary “market” for public policy? So private companies dealing in health insurance is wrong because congress doesn’t see a need for health care?
Shit. I thought industry was supposed to take care of these things themselves. Here we have an example of an investment firm taking it upon themselves, WITHOUT LEGAL COERCION to pay attention to a social issue. I thought this was how the invisible hand was supposed to work. I mean if people don’t like how the bank invests, they can get a different bank right?

Steven has more:
[Goldman’s “market-based” ideas for reducing greenhouse gas emissions are rather dubious, particularly the promotion of so-called emissions trading markets.
Goldman essentially wants to profit by acting as the middleman for businesses that are compelled by the Kyoto Protocol and other similarly misguided greenhouse gas reduction schemes to trade carbon dioxide emissions allowances — that is, legal permits to emit hot air. The Kyoto Protocol, in fact, makes a commodity out of hot air — ennobling it with the status of real commodities such as gold, wheat and crude oil — “allowing” nations to buy and sell emissions allowances depending on whether they will meet their hot air emissions limits spelled out in the treaty.
Created and regulated by an international bureaucracy — literally out of thin air —– greenhouse gas emissions allowance trading makes a mockery of true markets, where physical commodities of real value are traded.]


Zing! Selling rights to make pollution is fake! Selling the right to reproduce an intellectual work is therefore…fake? Selling rights to own the legal fiction of a corporation is therefore…fake? Paper money guaranteed by international bureaucracies is …fake? The Stock market is fake? Does Stephen’s definition of a true market even allow for the exchange of goods for services? Why is selling rights to make pollution different then the other markets that very obviously depend upon the establishment of formal legislation and recognition?

Next Steven is pissed about Goldman’s investments:
[Goldman also boasts of its partnerships with Shell Wind Energy and BP Solar. But wind and solar power are expensive and unreliable. Neither is viable as an energy source without significant government subsidy. General Electric’s concept of supplying U.S. energy needs by covering 7 percent of Arizona with solar panels, for example, would cost $16 trillion for solar panels alone at current market prices. Wind power is only available in offshore or remote locations.]

Okay, maybe someone can have a reason to be pissed about this. If I wanted to make money from Goldman, and they invest in stupid things I would get mad…and invest elsewhere (I mean it’s a free-market right Steven?). But what does this have to with “coercion” and why is it “appalling”? Are these even bad investments? The problems with oil are pretty obvious. With wars, instability, and our southern coast getting smacked by hurricanes, and the price for oil being kinda high, one might believe there is an economic incentive to invest in alternative sources. Government subsidies? Libertarians like Steven don’t consider the dependence of our oil companies upon the strength of our government’s military apparatus to be type of subsidy. Fine. But shouldn’t Steven’s anger about subsidies to wind and solar power be towards the “public market” he calls congress? He, in his own words, “may want to take note that the primary “market” for public policy in the U.S. — that is, the Congress — has repeatedly” supported investment in alternative fuels.

Steven’s got more. He quotes Goldman:
[“We will adopt explicit prohibitions against financing or investing in industrial activity in certain limited areas which are so environmental sensitive that they must be preserved in their present condition,” says Goldman’s new policy.
What this likely means is described in Paul Driessen’s book, “Eco-Imperialism: Green Power, Black Death.” A dam project in India’s Gujarat province, for example, was halted after eco-activists pressured international lending agencies to withdraw financial support. The dam was stopped because it would “change the path of the river, kill little creatures along its banks and uproot tribal people in the area.”
One resident angrily called the activists’ handiwork “a crime against humanity,” as the project would have provided electricity for 5,000 villages; low-cost renewable power for industries and sewage treatment plants; irrigation water for crops; and clean water for 35 million people.”]

This is an argument? The argument from prophecy? Steven somehow claims that what the bank will do in the future is described in this book's story about a particular eco-stupidity that happened in the past? I don’t think one can conclude that because environmentalists are often stupid that a policy that invokes environmental concerns is thereby stupid. Policies based upon the motive of profit are often destructive, but only the dumbest hippy concludes policy based upon profit is thereby destructive.
What pisses me off about this whole thing is that I found this article while searching for some science pages. What we need more of is science. What we need less of are think tanks and propagandists.Full article here: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,176649,00.html